All I wanted was a picture of Daniel Radcliff for an avatar on a message board.
I didn't want masturbation material. I didn't need to get my jollies looking at a picture of a barely legal boy leaning against a horse.
Yet, that's what I got. (The picture: http://banalchew.typepad.com/Pics4Posts/danequus.jpg)
It wasn't intentional. It was all innocent, I swear, yet I now know he's uncircumsized.
Some things are better left unknown.
I'm shocked, traumatized, appalled. He seemed like such a cute, innocent young man.
I may have to gouge my eyes out.